{"id":2397,"date":"2020-05-08T03:02:17","date_gmt":"2020-05-08T03:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/die-waage-luegt-nicht-leider"},"modified":"2020-05-08T03:02:17","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T03:02:17","slug":"die-waage-luegt-nicht-leider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/die-waage-luegt-nicht-leider","title":{"rendered":"The scales don't lie - unfortunately!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>This can only be fake news, I think with a horrified look at the figures that are displayed electronically. But the scales don't lie - unfortunately. I can stand on it as often as I like. But my weight remains in the three-digit kilo range. It doesn't help that I weighed myself before breakfast.  I've found the culprit. The corona crisis!<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das kann nur eine Fake-News sein, denke ich mit einem entsetzten Blick auf die Zahlen, die elektronisch angezeigt werden. Aber die Wage l\u00fcgt nicht \u2013 Leider. Da kann ich mich noch so oft draufstellen. Aber mein Gewicht bleibt im dreistelligen Kilobereich. Da nutzt es auch nicht, dass ich mich vor dem Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck gewogen habe.\u00a0 Die [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stadtkreuznach","tag-stadtnews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeline-kreuznach.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}